ONE ON ONE FT. CC FLYNN

[Cameras open up to the interior of a familiar looking studio. There’s an enormous desk positioned in the center; and placed at each end of the table are two office chairs. Occupying the first of said chairs, is UGP’s own Isaac Cohen. As the camera zooms in on his face, Cohen grins and gives a slight nod as he clears his throat before welcoming the viewers.]

ISAAC COHEN: “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Isaac Cohen, and this is yet another edition of Union GP One-on-One. Let’s jump right into it shall we? Visiting us in the studio today is none other than one of the two women set to appear in the Main Event of UGP Fifty,  ‘Supastar’ C.C. Flynn.”

[The camera pans over to the other side of the table and we get a closeup shot of C.C. Flynn grinning from ear to ear. As the camera zooms out we get a better look at the Prodigy 206 representative’s outfit. Simple black jeans, a purple Prodigy shirt with Air Forces to match, and a black Dior leather jacket. The jacket’s been customized though, with RENYLA and SPIRIT running down the sleeves in purple lettering.]

‘SUPASTAR’ C.C. FLYNN: “YOOOO! What’s good? Big Supa in the motherfucking building. Young Drop Smoke. The Dior Don Dada. The Black Dragon of Japan. The Toughest Fighter in the Game. And the Biggest Damn Draw in Combat Sports.”

ISAAC COHEN: “Firstly, thank you for coming, C.C. I appreciate you being here. This is actually a first for us, I believe.”

SUPASTAR: “Well, that’s probably cuz you fucking interview goofies always be sneak dissing me on the low. You and that Kayla bitch. Be hyping up all the bums walking around, but won’t give me my flowers. It’s cool though IC. Haters hate and bitches be bitches.”

[With a puzzled expression on his face, Isaac moves to respond to Flynn’s accusations. However, before he gets the chance Supa leans into the microphone with one final quip.]

SUPASTAR: “Plus it smell like trashcan piss in here.”

[Isaac appears to be taken by surprise, but as the professional journalist that he is, rolls on with the interview. Ignoring Flynn’s obvious attempts to rile him up, he inquires about her most recent performances.]

ISAAC COHEN: “Umm. Alright. I guess let’s start things off with your run in the Orochi Grand Prix where you made it to the finals in quite the impressive fashion. While you fell just short of leaving Japan as a Two Time Ryujin Champion, you really turned things around in comparison to your first matchup with Zion… and while coming off a reported injury as well. Now that you’ve had some time to digest those fights, how are you feeling?”

SUPASTAR: “No Kizzy. I busted my shit up in training. It wasn’t too serious or nun like that. Bad enough that I had to be pulled though. At first I was fucking raging. Not gonna lie. But I chopped it up with Baby and eventually I realized that sometimes you gotta sacrifice the change to get the dollars. I’m the fucking Supastar IC. I always got interest, right? It’s just on me to make sure I get there to cash in on it. Sometimes that just mean taking it easy. But everything’s good now. Like I showed everybody at Ryujin Four. Shoutout to Zion. The better fighter won in the end. But I had to show that the last time we fought wasn’t supposed to go down like it did.”

ISAAC COHEN: “Now normally after a championship loss a fighter usually has to get back out there and put some work in before another opportunity. But on the other side of the coin, that time is a great opportunity to reflect, watch back tape, and make the necessary adjustments to your game. You’re going from a final round loss in a one night tournament to a Bantamweight Championship opportunity. And against undefeated Champion in Union GP, Redd Lennox in the main event.” 

[C.C. rolls her eyes.]

ISAAC COHEN: “Is the quick turnaround for this fight, compared to your schedule in Ryujin, one of the things you’re concerned about heading into UGP 50?”

SUPASTAR: “Wallahi bro, if you just gonna spend this whole interview eating the bitch out, let me know right now so I can fucking dip. Like I know we gotta talk about the hoe, but damn Cohen. Don’t choke on her clit.”

[Isaac once again moves to respond, but Supa talks over him just as he starts.]

SUPASTAR: “Nah. Nah. Nah. It’s whatever. I’ll play your little fucking nerd games. What did you even ask-Oh yeah. I’m a real fucking fighter. I’m really doing this shit on a level that a lot of these bitches can’t even understand let alone fight at. Anybody can get the smoke if the numbers right. I ain’t ever been shy about that. I been knew I was gonna get my hands on Magenta. I been knew that Isaac. So that means I been ready for this. Time ain’t an issue. Training ain’t an issue. I’m good to go.”

ISAAC COHEN: “So what things are you looking at as potential factors in regards to this fight? As I stated earlier Redd is undefeated through her run in Union and has beaten some of the absolute best in  convincing fashion. While you undoubtedly put on great performances every time you fight, your win loss record can be inconsistent at times.”

[Supa can visibly be seen getting agitated as Cohen speaks. She becomes increasingly disinterested and even responds to a few text messages on her phone mid interview.] 

SUPASTAR: “Deadass you pissing me off. I’m here wasting my free time to do yo dumbass twenty questions bullshit and you really want to spend the whole time licking Magenta’s ass crack bro. I got shit going on. I just made more money in one night than UGP fucking made in ticket sales at they last show. I’m  running wrestling commentary in Japan. Ask me about that shit. Like what the fuck. ”

[Isaac holds his hands up defensively while Supa goes off on a tirade. When he finally gets an opportunity to speak he tries his best to calm things back down.]

ISAAC COHEN: “Yeah, alright. That’s fine. Talk to me about Yamashi then. At Ryujin we just saw Masam-“

SUPASTAR: “Nah. Fuck all that. I told you what was up. If you wanna turn MY shit into a Highlight Clipshow for some Dumb Bitch be my fucking guest. But you gone do that shit without me. I’m bout to dip the fuck out right now. This interview is done.” 

[Isaac looks absolutely shocked. As an uncomfortable silence fills the room he momentarily stares at Supa before speaking up.]

ISAAC COHEN: “Wait, are you serious? That was a joke right?”

[Supa stands up abruptly, causing her chair to fall backwards onto the ground. She slides her phone back into the pocket of her jacket and leans down towards the microphone.]

SUPASTAR: “Aye pull up to Fifty. Tune in to Yamashi. Shout out Baby, Buttons, 4dah, V, Goodside and Solo. The Clique is up Bitch!”

[And with that, Flynn walks out of frame before the interview cuts to black.]